idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
some days i’m like “wow this outfit looks really good despite my best efforts”
May you find relief from the bad memories of your past that make you feel unworthy
May you find such relief that the bad memories of your past can no longer make you feel unworthy, even when you have the memories.
look we ALL HAVE FEELINGS about the vending machine being broken for three days ok?
I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.
when your friend is excited about something in Outlander but you’re further ahead in the books
hey baby Netflix Spoiler Vault will just ruin your movies and tv shows why not go big and let me ruin your life
"Don’t you go up on the roof in that!" I exclaimed, sitting up abruptly. "That’s your good woolen shirt!"
He halted by the door, glared briefly at me, then, with the rebuking expression of an early Christian martyr, laid down his tools, stripped off the shirt, dropped it on the floor, picked up the tools, and strode majestically out to deal with the leak, buttocks clenched with determined zeal.”
Drums of Autumn
I have not stopped laughing for ten minutes I cannot breathe.