Gross Old Cashier Bro at Barnes & Noble: ”It’s okay I know that shirt’s probably for the cute young boys only, right? hehehe”
Me: "…………….the shirt is a joke because IT IS A BEAR and the bear will eat you so I guess it is ‘for’ people who want to get mauled to death for touching people without their permission? The joke is that if you take it literally IT IS A TRAP? I mean I just……"
Also this shirt is from the little boys section at Kohl’s so how gross are you right now.