How about a round of applause for the person who brought The Fault In Our Stars to read poolside in Cancun. Okay? Okay.

Chichén Itzá

Gross Old Cashier Bro at Barnes & Noble: ”It’s okay I know that shirt’s probably for the cute young boys only, right? hehehe”
Me: "…………….the shirt is a joke because IT IS A BEAR and the bear will eat you so I guess it is ‘for’ people who want to get mauled to death for touching people without their permission? The joke is that if you take it literally IT IS A TRAP? I mean I just……"
Also this shirt is from the little boys section at Kohl’s so how gross are you right now.

Gross Old Cashier Bro at Barnes & Noble: ”It’s okay I know that shirt’s probably for the cute young boys only, right? hehehe”

Me: "…………….the shirt is a joke because IT IS A BEAR and the bear will eat you so I guess it is ‘for’ people who want to get mauled to death for touching people without their permission? The joke is that if you take it literally IT IS A TRAP? I mean I just……"

Also this shirt is from the little boys section at Kohl’s so how gross are you right now.

At dawn…WE RIDE.

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

First the friendzone thing and now this, every time DanRad opens his mouth I become a bigger and bigger fan of his

isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

Do you like sex? Sex. I mean, the physical activity. Coitus. Do you like it? You’re not interested in sex? Men think that feminists hate sex, but it’s a very stimulating and natural activity that women love.

Translation of French lyrics in Beyonce’s “Partition”.  (via nooodisaster)

Aaaahhhh thank you I only got most of that (woop de do High School French). And I didn’t even realize it was another feminism reference SWEET.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

SURE HAVE YOUR GAME OF THRONES WINE JUST DON’T LET THE TYRELLS NEAR IT IS ALL I’M SAYIN’

SURE HAVE YOUR GAME OF THRONES WINE JUST DON’T LET THE TYRELLS NEAR IT IS ALL I’M SAYIN’

this was my favorite thing in the whole series

beyonce:

On The Run Tour: Philadelphia
See more  on www.beyonce.com 

beyonce:

On The Run Tour: Philadelphia

See more  on www.beyonce.com 

neonrunways:

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

deep

neonrunways:

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

deep